I know how you feel about refined carbohydrates.
So instead of buying you chocolates for Valentine’s Day, I bought you 50 lbs of raw, organic, grassfed butter.
This local, raw, unfiltered honey is twice as sweet as white sugar.
But it’s still not as sweet as you.
You really don’t use shampoo?
Your hair is the softest I’ve ever touched.
You were right.
Beet kvass is a better pairing for duck liver pâté than red wine.
Your #2 may be a #3 on the Bristol Stool Scale
but you’ll always be #1 to me.
Hey girl. Broth is beautiful. Just like you.
Get Patty’s book, Broth, Elixer of Life!
Which is why I made this nourishing formula with raw milk, cod liver oil, and bificobacterium infantis, just like Sally Fallon recommends.
It’s ok that I wandered into the wrong person’s backyard when you gave me the wrong address for the buying club drop. I ended up talking to them for an hour about the benefits of grassfed meat and how the politically correct diet dictocrats at the USDA have gotten the food pyramid all wrong.
I never would have met them if it wasn’t for you.